The Don't Be A Dummy Tee is a humorous reality check wrapped in premium comfort. This tee delivers a blunt, laugh-out-loud reminder to think with your brain, not your impulses—because one bad decision can change your whole life trajectory. It's the shirt that says what everyone's thinking but nobody wants to say out loud.
Why you'll love it:
Premium triblend fabric– 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon for ultimate softness
Lightweight comfort– 4.5 oz. fabric that breathes and moves with you
Unisex fit– Looks good on everyone
Conversation starter– Bold message that gets people talking (and laughing)
Rib-knit neck and shoulder taping– Built to last through countless wears
Tear-away label– No annoying tags, just pure comfort
This tee is for the guys who appreciate dark humor, the friends who aren't afraid to call each other out, and anyone who's ever needed a reminder that actions have consequences. Whether you're wearing it as a joke, a warning, or a badge of wisdom earned the hard way, this shirt delivers the message with zero apologies.
The Keep Cum'n difference:Sometimes the best advice comes with a laugh. This tee keeps it real, keeps it funny, and keeps you thinking twice before making dumb decisions.
Product: District DM130 District ® Perfect Tri ® Tee. DM130
The Don't Be A Dummy Tee is a reality check wrapped in humor. This shirt delivers a blunt, no-nonsense reminder that one impulsive decision can change your entire life trajectory. It's for the guys who've learned the hard way, the friends who aren't afraid to call each other out, and anyone who understands that thinking with your brain instead of your impulses isn't just smart—it's survival. Wear this as a badge of wisdom, a warning to others, or just a damn good laugh.
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